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<p><h1>Hear Ye, Hear Ye!</h1>
<p>Due to the impending disappearance of this account, I am directing all visitors to my new (but eerily
familiar) web page at <a href="http://www.top.net/emclain/humor.html">http://www.top.net/emclain/humor.html</a>.
<p>Thank you.
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<h1>A Laugh and a Half</h1><p>
arranged for your viewing pleasure by Evan McLain<p>
<a href="http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/emclain"><address>Evan's Home</address></a><br clear=all>
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<h2>Story of the month</h2><!--img align=left width=100 height=70 src="calendar.gif"--!>
<ul>
  <li> <a href="jokes/suicide.humor">Suicide?  You decide.</a>
</ul><br clear=all>

<h2>Collections of all sorts</h2><img align=left width=100 height=70 src="lists.gif">
<ul>
  <li> <a href="jokes/deep.thoughts">Deep Thoughts</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/short.jokes">Other thoughts</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/why">Why ask why?</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/confucius">Confucius say...</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/court.bloopers">Courtroom bloopers</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/hunting.elephants">How to hunt an elephant</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/hunting.lions">How to hunt a lion</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/baseball">Rate your date!</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/bart.board">Wisdom from Bart Simpson</a>
</ul><br clear=all>

<h2>School</h2><img align=left width=109 height=76 src="school.gif">
<ul>
  <li> <a href="jokes/finals.fun">Fun with Finals</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/grad.fable">What really matters in grad school</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/god.tenure">Why God doesn't have tenure</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/hell">Hell vs. school</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/gradware">The latest in labor-saving devices</a>
  <li> <a href="http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/w/c/wchuang/News/college/college_essay.html.gz">An exemplary college application essay</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/grad.student">You know you're a grad student when...</a>
</ul><br clear=all>

<h2>Geek jokes</h2><img align=left width=108 height=93 src="computer.gif">
<ul>
  <li> <a href="jokes/UNIX.fun">UNIX fun</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/abort.retry">Abort, Retry, Ignore...</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/abort.retry.june">Abort, Retry, Ignore...</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/abort.retry.unix">Abort, Retry, Ignore...</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/architect">Spec? What spec?</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/condom">Protect your computer...</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/disk.care">And take care of your disks.</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/sgi.time">Understanding your computer's clock</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/vax">VAX haters unite!</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/virus.alert">Virus alert!!!</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/airlines">Airlines = OS?</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/comp.scientist">CS quips</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/hello.world">How do YOU write a "Hello, world?" program?</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/bug.report">Visual C++ 3.0 with PhilosophyWizard!</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/model.ms.exec">I am the very model of a Microsoft executive...</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/catholicsoft">Microsoft acquires the Vatican</a>
</ul><br clear=all>

<h2>Other science and math jokes</h2><img align=left width=108 height=66 src="aspirin.gif">
<ul>
  <li> <a href="jokes/physicists">The Physicist's Creed</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/santa">Why Santa Doesn't Exist</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/sodium">How ionic!</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/warning.labels">WARNING</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/math.jokes">Assorted math jokes</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/math.engr.phys">A mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist...</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/hiawatha">Hiawatha, mighty statistician</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/math.cheers">Cheerleading at its worst</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/kid.science">Science from a new perspective</a>
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<h2>Interesting mail</h2><img align=left width=105 height=55 src="letter.gif">
<ul>
  <li> <a href="jokes/free.soap">Soap fiends</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/resume">How NOT to get a job</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/tea">Mr. Tea</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/bible">Spreading the Gospel</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/dilbert.sexy">Why computer geeks are so sexy</a>
</ul><br clear=all>

<h2>Politics</h2><img align=left width=110 height=78 src="capitol.gif">
<ul>
  <li> <a href="jokes/Billwinkle">Billwinkle</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/politics">Metaphorically speaking...</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/dead.president">The Dead President Sketch</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/infant.immortality">This just in!</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/gingrinch">How the Gingrinch Stole Congress</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/boulder.earthquakes">The power of legislation</a>
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<h2>The Military</h2><img align=left width=111 height=64 src="f16.gif">
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  <li> <a href="jokes/huah.air.force">Courage</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/lockheed.dod">Military buyout</a>
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<h2>Category of the Uncategorizable</h2>
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  <li> <a href="jokes/generation.gap">The generation gap persists</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/red.riding.hood">Little PC Riding Hood</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/kid.love">I want to know what love is...</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/taco.bell">The dangers of making a run for the border</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/wrong.number">How to deal with wrong numbers</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/end.of.the.world">The end of the world</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/trees">Did you say trees?</a>
  <li> <a href="jokes/DIA">Over 0 flights daily!</a>
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<h2>Humor Links</h2>
<ul>
  <li><A HREF="http://alpha.acast.nova.edu/humor.html">Humor</A>
  <li><a href="http://www.misty.com/laughweb/lweb.html">LaughWEB</a>
  <li><a href="http://www.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor__Jokes__and_Fun">Yahoo Humor</a>
  <li><a href="http://galaxy.einet.net/galaxy/Leisure-and-Recreation/Humor.html">Galaxy Humor</a>
  <li><a href="http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~werdna/humor.html">Humor Archive</a>
  <li><a href="http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~nathan/humor.html">Humor Archives at Caltech</a>
  <li><a href="http://www.ncsa.uiuc.edu/SDG/People/jonm/humor/humor.html">jonm's private humor collection</a>
  <li><a href="http://www.cs.odu.edu/~cashman/humor.html">Wrecked Humor Page</a>
  <li><a href="http://www.crc.ricoh.com/~marcush/lightbulb.html">Light Bulb Joke List</a>
  <li><a href="http://geb.phys.washington.edu/local_web/w781/humor/aaa_readme_humor.html">E781 Humor Corner</a>
  <li><a href="http://www.mips.com/HTMLs/Joke_B.html">Rainy Day Jokes</a>
  <li><a href="http://www.cs.hmc.edu:80/people/ian/quotes">Quotes</a>
  <li><a href="http://bingen.cs.csbsju.edu/letterman.html">The Late Show with David Letterman</A>
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<h2>Comics</h2>
<ul>
  <li><A HREF="http://plaza.xor.com:80/wtbr/">Where the Buffalo Roam</A>
  <li><a href="http://plaza.xor.com:80/wtbr/cafe">Cafe Angst</a>
  <li><a href="http://nearnet.gnn.com/gnn/news/comix">GNN Comics</A>
  <li><A HREF="http://web.cs.ualberta.ca/~davidw/ALoB/strips/strip_intro.html">The After Life of Bob Comic Archive</A>
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One day I hope to be enhanced enough to make <a href="http://www.europa.com/~yyz/netbin/netscape_hos.html">The Enhanced for Netscape Hall of Shame</a>.<p>
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